Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum Went Skinny Dipping Together, Bro-StyleS

It seems that Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum really bonded during their conjugal work on 21 Jump Street — while filming in Miami, the newly-minted bros decided that their cop wardrobes were just too hot and constricting and so stripped down to go for a little moonlight swim. Everything was fine until Hill was attacked by a shark...a shark called hunger. Tatum related the entire naked anecdote to Jimmy Kimmel:

There's Jerry's Deli right on the corner and [Jonah] decides he wants to go in and all he's got is his T-shirt and his underwear on and he's like, ‘I'm going in to get something to eat!' and I'm like, ‘No!' So I stopped him and [took] him back to the car. Now he's nicknamed 'Baby Jonah' because I had to dress him like a mom. I'm like, ‘No, no. Bad Jonah. No. Butt up, butt up. OK.

Though that story could be Tatum's not-so-subtle hint that he and Hill have become so close because they have both been secretly harboring tendencies toward paraphilic infantilism, probably a more plausible explanation is that the co-stars had gotten really high and made a series of seemingly awesome but actually terrible decisions. [E!]

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  • TMZ managed to find both an offensive and creepy way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day by superimposing freckles, red hair, and pale skin on head shots of notable celebrities. [TMZ]
  • Former Gossip Girl actress Taylor Momsen says she has no plans to return to acting and instead will tour with Marilyn Manson because it was either that or talk to Blake Lively all the time about how tired she is of babysitting Ryan Reynolds's dog. [Starpulse]
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