Who knew back in 2009 that when Jason Russell — the professed spawn of an improbable threesome between Steven Spielberg, Oprah, and Bono — was photographed pointing in the general foregrounded direction the phallic Washington Monument, he was subtly portending the day when he'd be caught in public masturbating and slapping the ground like an orangutan? Probably nobody who forked money over for a Kony 2012 action kit. In the wake of the 33-year-old's non-arrest by San Diego police and subsequent hospitalization yesterday for "interfering with traffic and acting irrationally," Russell's family released a statement assuring the general public that Kony 2012 videographer isn't on drugs:
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This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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