We've all wished and hoped and prayed it would not come to this, but it seems even a collective scream of "Nooooo!" from all of humanity was not enough to stop Bobbi Kristina Brown from getting engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon. We've been hearing rumors of their coupling and giving the side eye to their documented PDA and the massive ring she's been sporting, but now a source has confirmed to Us that the pair's love is real and they're ready to join in holy matrimony.
Bobbi Kristina, who in case you need reminding is only 19, is said to have "a very deep connection" with Gordon. They're apparently living together in one of Whitney Houston's houses in Atlanta, and they still call each other brother and sister, which is, umm, odd for a soon-to-be-married couple. Cissy Houston, Bobbi Kristina's grandmother, is reportedly very unhappy about their relationship and feels it is reminiscent of Whitney Houston's marriage to Bobby Brown. You know, this is too much. What do you say we just buy into the delusion that this is actually going to work out great—because the alternative is too incredibly depressing to contemplate. [Us, Radar]
The outlaw George Clooney has been released from police custody after his arrest earlier today during a protest at the Sudanese embassy. He joked with reporters about his experience. "It was really rough, you can imagine. Have you ever been in a cell with these guys?" he asked, referring to his father, Nick Clooney, and their fellow arrestees. He said they, "Paid a fine, we were all in a cell together, it was nice." God, everything really is better when you're George Clooney. [E!]