This is an oldie, but a goodie: On a 2011 episode of We The People with Gloria Allred, the honorable judge herself had brief interaction with a 10-year-old witness named Madison whose mother was forcing her to do pageants. Also forced? Every single part of this conversation.

Best line: "Well, now you know women can be judges, too, right?"

Thank you, Judge Allred, for driving home what those hacks Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsberg never could.