And so it begins: 16 sexy warriors and 16 sumptuous soldiers, duking it out for a chance at glory and a chance to be the best of the best. The mighty winner will settle, once and for all, if sex is indeed better than chocolate, or vice-versa. Starting today, we'll give you daily matchups from each conference; your vote will help determine who continues their reach for the brass ring (or chocolate cock ring, if you will). So let's do this.
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