Here at Jezebel we get all sorts of interesting messages in our inbox, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives that trend towards the gibberish end of the spectrum strike us as poetic — in the chaos of an email's words, we find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let these messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them, word-for-word, as Haikus. Herewith, our first installment of Jezebel's Reader Email Haikus.



I read the arti-
cle with Fluke And Rush............... And Im
offended by your

article... All wo-
men deserve respect. And these
words are not respect-


ful. I will not read
your mag. any more. Just be
cause Rush offended


all women. Some words
should have never been create-
d. Women deserve

respect..... even wo-
men shouldnt be using thos
words. [Insert four random syllables here.]

-Sent Wednesday, Mar 14, 2012 at 2:37 PM