March Madness 2012: Sex vs. ChocolateJessica Coen3/14/12 4:15pmFiled to: Sex vs chocolateMarch MadnessSexChocolateTopFb4232EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkFor the past two years, Jezebel has dipped our delicately polished toe into the brackety, braggy world of March Madness, in an attempt to declare once and for all — and by popular vote — resolutions to society's most divisive issues (those not involving gays, your uterus, or Israel, anyhow). The battles have been epic. First, it was Pie vs. Cake. Then, Cats vs. Dogs. This year, we're diving into hedonism: Sex vs. Chocolate. Pleasuremongers, this one's for you.