Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street Premiere

He showed up in head-to-toe leather, squatted on a prop patrol car, and hypnotized the cameras with his 1000 yard stare, making his soul the best dressed on the red carpet.

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

The film's stars Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill looked dapper (although Hill probably didn't need the vest), but they were both out done by Richard Grieco, who's vitamin-deficient look was attention-stealing.

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

He's "rizing": Raping with his eyes.

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

Ellie Kemper needs a stylist already so she stops showing up at these things looking like an eczema cupcake.

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

Aren't Brie Larson's shoes so early '90s? I just imagine them being uncovered by a customs official rifling through Linda Evangelista's suitcase while she snatches a sheer polka dot blouse out of his hands and bitchily says, "Are you going to put everything back the way you found it? My assistant folded these beautifully."

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

These cocktail dresses were some of the better offerings, ladies-wise (Cobie Smulders, Sara Rue, Renee Olstead).

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

The adults wore pants (Marillu Henner, Niecy Nash, Sela Ward).

Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street PremiereS

While Jenna Dewan-Tatum and Mackinlee Waddell didn't look their personal best, it was Chelsea Rendon's hot pink lace monstrosity that was the most difficult to look at.