We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco makes us whole, Lisa Rinna is all up in Seal and Heidi's business, Dolly Parton is forever 21 and Rob Delaney knows what the real dangers are.

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy

We Are the Jerry McGuire to Jose Canseco's Dorothy