Even the deleted scenes from the 'Real Housewives of Disney' sketch are better than most of what actually aired on Lindsay Lohan's stewardship of SNL. And the princesses address a very important question — what happened to Mulan? Well, technically, Mulan has no sanguinary ties to royalty, so she would be what's called in the genealogy game a "pretender." Though if Mulan were a nouveau riche woman, let's say a smoothie entrepreneur, her presence on the show could introduce some interesting class conflicts. Come to think of it, is Belle a princess? Or is the beast just some super rich French aristocrat? These are serious questions to consider, so I'll give you a moment for silent contemplation.