Sunday See-You-Soon: Celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day

You have Johnny Appleseed to thank for the United States' bounding hegemony over the belt line of North America, so if you approve of that sort of imperial seed-sowing, celebrate a day that's been dedicated to this strange, itinerant animal-lover by having something with apples in it, maybe juice, if you don't mind the arsenic.

[via Wikipedia]