But don't worry, they probably just want scratches. The French voice-over somehow makes this very funny and very dramatic all at once, like a Quentin Tarantino movie. Can you see it? A stop motion claymation Tarantino movie about ninja cats could be...I mean, it could be utterly bizarre, but it could also feature the voice of Uma Thurman as a seductive Persian cat and maybe John Travolta as the voice of a scrappy street tabby who's fucked up on catnip all the time.

[via Buzzfeed]