The Santorum: A Frothy Cocktail That Will Fix What Ails You

With Super Tuesday over and the Republicans no closer to deciding on a nominee, it's becoming clear we're going to be stuck with Rick Santorum for a lot longer than we'd ever dreamed possible. If that thought is enough to drive you to drink, a bar in Brooklyn has devised the perfect cocktail to help you: The Santorum. Loosely inspired by the alternate definition of Santorum, it's a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters and chocolate flakes.

It sounds delicious—and luckily no lube or fecal matter is involved! If you can't get to Brooklyn's Pacific Standard to have one made by the bartender, why not try mixing one (or a whole pitcher) up for yourself? Then use it to play the Rick Santorum drinking game, where you simply take a sip anytime he annoys you. With any luck you'll pass right out and wake up on the other side of primary season, when we've all been delivered from this misery. Unless, of course, he gets the nomination, in which case there is not enough alcohol in the world to save us.

Fourth Avenue watering hole serves Santorum [Brooklyn Paper]