Georgetown Student Wants You to Know that Sandra Fluke Doesn't Speak For Her, or Even For 'Skanks'S

Georgetown's president — and President Obama, too — has publicly rallied behind Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law student who became the national spokeswoman for birth control coverage after Rush Limbaugh called her a slut and a prostitute.

But one Georgetown student really wants everyone to know that Sandra Fluke does not speak for her or for the Georgetown campus in general. Writing in The College Conservative, Angela Morabito explains that she's a "proud Georgetown woman upset about another Georgetown woman who may have no pride at all."

Morabito attempts to be funny and touch upon a variety of longwinded points in her op-ed, but she majorly fails at doing both of those things. Here's a "highlight":

Sandra doesn't even speak for all skanks! She only speaks for the skanks who don't want to take responsibility for their choices. That's a tiny group of people. Hey Sandra! How about next Saturday night, you come hang out with me and my gay boyfriends! Your hair will look fabulous and you'll get to see great musical theatre! Oh, and odds of you getting pregnant? Zero percent.

After she's done calling Fluke a slut, a fake, a hypocrite, and a liar, she tries this creepy fake-nice tactic:

Sandra, I hope you take to heart our school's motto of "Cura Personalis" – care of the whole person. You are so much more than your reproductive organs. Please, have some self-respect and take responsibility for your choices instead of having to beg the government for help.

"Sandra, we might be on the same campus, but we are not on the same planet," she concludes. I wish this chick was on a different planet entirely. Or that she would challenge Fluke to a public debate so we could all laugh in her face. Realistically, she'll probably become Rush Limbaugh's sidekick after she graduates.

Sandra Fluke Does Not Speak for Me [The College Conservative]