Mitt-Flops: The Only Abortion-Themed Campaign Footwear You NeedS

Are you tired of always looking at Mitt Romney's face without being able to punch it? Are you angered by his upsetting and constantly evolving position on abortion? Then these are the perfect shoes for you: Mitt-Flops! They're flip-flops with Mitt's face on them, but they also feature his contradictory, flip-flopping statements on abortion. On the left foot you'll find his 1994 position:

Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years... and I sustain and support that law and the right of a woman to make that choice.

While, appropriately, the right foot offers his more current position:

As a pro-life Republican, I am in favor of having the Supreme Court overturn Roe v. Wade.

Two conflicting opinions, one pair of shoes. Genius. They also come in climate change, healthcare, stimulus, flat tax, and more. That's a lotta flip-flops! Each pair costs $19.95, but it's well worth it for the chance to look stylish in this "politically expedient footwear" and also for the satisfaction of stomping on the two faces of Mitt with every step you take.

[Via AdWeek]