If we are to believe Vladimir Putin's crazy ad, he'll make every virgins fantasy come true. Any good fairytale needs a happy ending, so thankfully, theladybrain came through for us with the perfect one:
I was so sure at the end he was going to show up on horseback. So sure.
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