The Many Frozen Faces of Billy CrystalS

Is it me or did last night's Oscars seem a lot less moving than usual? Loosen up, Billy — one more smile and she's fixing to bust. Which, had that happened during the broadcast, would've served for a nice PSA about the dangers of injectables.

The Many Frozen Faces of Billy CrystalS

The Many Frozen Faces of Billy CrystalS

The Many Frozen Faces of Billy CrystalS

The Many Frozen Faces of Billy CrystalS