Neptune Is Unmoved by Your Shenanigans

BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 25: Activists protest from inside the Neptune fountain at Alexanderplatz as part of a demonstration against the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA) on February 25, 2012 in Berlin, Germany. ACTA is a proposed treaty attempting to establish an international governing body with legal standards intended to protect intellectual property and prevent the production and sale of counterfeit goods. (Photo by Adam Berry/Getty Images)