The Utah House has passed a bill that would allow schools to stop teaching sex education classes altogether, and prohibit those rogue schools that do teach it from giving any instruction on the use of contraception. The bill is the work of Rep. Bill Wright, a Republican, and you'll never guess what inspired him to propose such a backward measure… Ha, just kidding! Of course it was Planned Parenthood and their fiendish terrorist schemes to make all children into little whores.
You see Wright saw some materials put out by Planned Parenthood (that were undoubtedly filled with sexy sex words and lurid penis cartoons) being used as part of "maturation programs" at a few Utah schools. The horror! He also had the traumatic experience of having to watch a contraception slideshow developed by the State Office of Education that showed pictures and brands of condoms. Can you even imagine? Brands of condoms? I hope he's receiving some kind of counseling to help him process those deeply disturbing images.