It's almost like Chris Brown has someone advising him on how to be the least likable person on the planet. Of course, there's the whole ongoing Rihanna affair, and the public spats he's been in as a result. But now he's been accused of angrily stealing a girl's iPhone outside a Miami club this weekend.
The girl, Christal Spann, filed a police report on Sunday saying she'd followed Chris and rapper Tyga out of the nightclub and taken a picture of Chris getting into his car. He got pissed, reached out through his car window, and snatched her phone, saying, "Bitch, you're not gonna put that on the internet." He then rolled up the window and drove away—with the pricey phone.
Police are still investigating, so no arrests, warrants, etc. are in the mix yet. But Chris is still on probation for beating Rihanna, so this could be considered a parole violation and could land him in jail. Hope it was worth it, man. Sure, those pics won't be on the internet, but now yet another tale of you being a hotheaded jerk is. [TMZ]
Fans of Ross, Rachel, and the gang, prepare to weep. Jennifer Aniston has quashed any notion of a Friends movie ever happening. She told the Hollywood Reporter,
I can't imagine how you would do it, unless you did it years from now. Then it would be: "Who are these guys? What are we watching?" I can't imagine what that would be. It's not normal. Friends is in your living room; Friends is not in a movie theater. It doesn't make sense to me. I think it would be going against its authentic self.
Sigh. If it makes you feel any better, though, she says she's confident that Ross and Rachel are doing well:
They're absolutely, 100 percent together. They have more kids! He's probably still working, and hopefully they're still hanging out somewhere. It would be really upsetting if they weren't; it would bum me out.
Weirdly, that is actually an upsetting thought. So at least we know they're living happily ever after in imaginary land. [THR]
Well, it's been a few days since Whitney Houston's funeral, and reports are that her daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has returned home to Atlanta and is doing okay. A source said, "She's still obviously got a lot to deal with but she's doing a little better each day, and being back home in Atlanta seems to be a good thing." Let's hope she's on the upswing and this is the last we hear of her because she's doing so well and leading such a happy life that it's completely uninteresting to the tabloids. [People]
And in other Whitney news, the funeral home that handled her service and burial says they had nothing to do with releasing the photo of her in the casket, and they're very angry at whoever did release it. [LAT]