Nicki Minaj's manager may have told the Times that the star was "in talks" to do a Vogue cover — but what has emerged from the depths of the feature well is a brief profile, written by Lynn Yaeger, for which the magazine painted Minaj's body Smurf blue. Alternative reference: the Miss Argentina character in Beetlejuice. Kids, this is what happens when you run your mouth in the press about Anna and her cover choices. [Vogue, @blamberr]
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