Strauss-Kahn Arrested for Sex With Ladies He Totally Didn't Know Were Prostitutes

Dominique Strauss-Kahn was officially arrested this morning so French police could question him about his alleged involvement in a prostitution ring. His lawyer helpfully explains that DSK did not know the ladies he was reportedly banging at sex parties in 2010 and 2011 were professionals, since they were not wearing their Official Prostitute Uniforms: "He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman." It's good to know that DSK's legal team is as classy as he is.