Animals have been working together behind our backs for years trying to undermine humanity's supremacy. First they're stealing noodles off of the counter and the next thing you know, storks are dropping rabid wolverines into densely populated areas and capuchins are riding mountain lions in formation into rush-hours traffic, pulling terrified families out of their minivans and thumping their chests. I've seen the apocalypse, friends, and let me tell you — it's even fuzzier than we could have imagined.

[via Buzzfeed]