On today's highly anticipated Anderson, the mothers of Toddlers & Tiaras, in addition to lamely defending their highly questionable parenting choices, were given makeovers modeled after some of their daughters more questionable pageant looks. It was delightful. It was grotesque. It was everything you'd want it to be. The moms, thankfully, looked absolutely ridiculous and— oh! OH! The delight in hearing them say that the outfits that they so proudly dressed their young daughters in felt too revealing once on them— I can't even.

Still, when asked if they'd continue to enroll their daughters in child beauty pageants, all of the mothers said that they would. Shine on, you beautiful bunch of dummies. Shine on.