Obviously asking logical questions is pointless in this scenario, but I can't help myself: Why would a mermaid exclaim "I'm so wet"? Don't they spend their lives in the sea? And where do mermaids shop for their underwire bras? And are we actually supposed to feel confident giving our personal financial information to a company that produced this garbage? Did Courtney actually get paid for this? Seriously? What. The. Fuck.

[The Life Files]