Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'

Another day, another tabloid dream dashed. Jennifer Aniston has revealed to InStyle that, contrary to popular belief, she's not sitting at home, obsessively hating on Angelina Jolie. But you know what she is obsessing about? Skin. She says she's really into dermatology and spends a ton of time reading about skin treatments online. Oh…fun? Here's what she said,

I'd love to be a dermatologist. I'd be so obsessive about it. I'm fascinated by skin, products, and lasers. I go on the Internet and read all about it. I call it "laser porn."

Actually, laser porn does sound pretty fun. As for her non-fight with Angelina, she says the story of their mutual hatred is totally made up:

The triangle with my ex-husband—and that there's a feud there. It's constant. It's a story headline that won't go away, but it's a money thing.

You mean someone would make something up to sell a magazine? Be still our beating hearts! Well, if we can't sit around fantasizing about a fight between Angie and Jen, at least we now have laser porn to amuse us. [People, Just Jared]


Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'

M.I.A. has already been getting a lot of attention for giving the entire nation the finger during the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but now comes word that she's broken things off with her fiancé and baby daddy, Benjamin Bronfman. The 36-year-old singer has apparently been spending quite a bit of time away from Bronfman and their three-year-old son, Ikhyd. She is in London, they're in New York, and she sometimes goes six weeks without seeing her son. For now, neither of them has commented on the break-up, but Bronfman was spotted on what looked like a date last week. So if they haven't actually split up, somebody is about to get yet another middle finger in their face. [NYDN]


Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'

Eva Mendes has opened up the tiniest bit about her relationship with our beloved Ryan Gosling—but unfortunately, only about their working relationship. She told Marie Claire, "He's your dream costar. I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film. He's amazing." Uh huh, go on… But that's all she has to say about him. When pressed to give up a bit more, she laughingly told the reporter, "Stop, just stop. I'm not gonna budge. I feel uncomfortable talking about it. It's too personal." Dammit, Eva, give us something to go on, woman! We swear, we won't tell anyone. [People]


Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'

It looks like Demi Moore is not actually in rehab at the Cirque Lodge in Utah, as has been reported all over the internet. TMZ is saying it can confirm she's not there, but where is she? They don't say. She could be at home; she could be at a different rehab place; or she could be in space, for all we know. But wherever she is, she's probably not going to be celebrating her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher's 34th birthday with him today, since, you know, they are estranged. [TMZ, Radar]


Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'

Kelly Ripa seems to have a freakishly high level of energy, which must be what allows her to be the stereotypically perfect wife to husband Mark Consuelos:

I make his coffee every day. I cook him breakfast in bed every weekend: scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon, wheat toast, and coffee with cream. That's what he wants. And I serve it to him on a tray.

What a giver! Although, I must say the few times I've eaten on a tray in my life, I've found it to not be that practical. But anyway, she also doesn't nag: "I don't give him a hard time about not doing things around the house, like taking out the trash." Of course, when one probably has three or four employees to help, I'd imagine it's a lot easier not to worry about who's taking out the trash. [Us]


  • Whoa, the stork is practically carpet-bombing us with celebrity babies these days. The latest arrival belongs to Robert Downey Jr. His wife, Susan, gave birth to a son named Exton Elias Downey earlier today. [USA Today]
  • Speaking of famous children, apparently Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed a trademark application for Blue Ivy's name. Or should I say, Blue Ivy™? If they ever have a boy, they could save themselves the trouble and just name him Trademark—Mark or TM, for short. [Daily Express]
  • Here's a wonderful headline from an E! article today: "Ben Affleck Pulls an Angelina Jolie, Takes Kids to Farmers' Market." You may remember (or you may not because you think about things other than celebrity gossip) that Angelina Jolie was photographed with her kids at the farmer's market in LA two weeks ago. Well, now Ben Affleck has taken his kids to the same place, and it's been dubbed "pulling an Angelina Jolie," which is ridiculous. So from now on, let's refer to going to the farmer's market as "pulling an Angelina." Here's you next weekend to your friend, "I need to pull an Angelina and get some heirloom tomatoes for a salad. Wanna come?" Sounds cool, right? [E!]
  • Eeek! What is going on with Eva Longoria's ghost face in this old photo? It looks like someone had yet to master the art of subtle powder application… [WoW]
  • Bangs are suddenly a thing again on actresses. Rachel McAdams has some now too. [People]
  • File under WTF: Madonna's estranged, homeless brother Anthony Ciccone was at the Super Bowl but somehow missed his sister's big performance. [HuffPo]
  • Kathy Griffin is living the dream and is now a legit cougar. The 51-year-old is dating a mystery man who is 18 years younger. She won't give up his name, but she does say he's a good match for her: "He has a really mellow temperament, which I need because I'm a spinning-out-of-control freak." It seems like someone would have to basically be clinically dead to fully balance out her manic energy, but at least "really mellow" is a good start. [E!]
  • Who knows what calculations were going on in the bowels of the Kardashian publicity machine, but Kris Humphries says his intentions in marrying Kim were true: "I mean, to me it was real. You know, I would never go through something, do something, that wasn't real or I didn't believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that." Aww, somebody needs to give him a big stuffed bear to cuddle with. [E!]
  • Praise Jesus! Tim Tebow has said he won't be doing Dancing with the Stars. That means we won't have to hear about him 24 hours a day, we'll just stick to the usual 23 hours of coverage per day he's been averaging lately. [Radar]
  • Flo Rida is being sued by someone who says she was his assistant and only got paid $3.08 per hour. His team says she was a "volunteer," who just got money for gas and lunches, etc. [TMZ]
  • Amy Duggar, cousin to the 19 Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting, is speaking out about the extortion plot against her that was revealed last week. She's saying there absolutely are no compromising photos of her. [OMG!]
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor has been in and out of the hospital a lot, but she's still plugging along and just celebrated her 95th birthday with a big party. You go, girl. [E!]