"Excuse me, miss. Miss? I'm so sorry to bother you out in public like this. I know you don't know me, but I would want to know. This is embarrassing— I'm going to come right out and say it. Your adductor muscles are showing. Don't freak out! I know how it goes. You're rushing around getting ready in the morning and somehow you forget to put on your skin. It's like losing your sunglasses or forgetting to set the alarm. In fact, it happened to me the other day, only no one was nice enough to say anything. I didn't even notice until I was leaving work and felt wind on my biceps femoris. Talk about humiliating. I mean, my boss saw me that way! My boss! Anyway, I thought I should let you know. Have a great day."
Meat Leggings [Buzzfeed]