Sure, people wear those animal slippers as a goof, but did you ever think that one of the actual animals would be able to recognize the slippers as the dismembered feet of one of their friends? Be honest: you did not. And yet, here is a tiger trying admirably to steal a girl's tiger slippers. Oooh, what if the giant cat had been able to grab them and put them on. Imagine: a tiger wearing tiger slippers. It would cause some sort of rip in the fabric of our precious universe.