A Florida woman's decision to get breast implants three months ago turned out to be a very lucky one. When she was attacked and stabbed in the chest by her ex-fiance's new girlfriend, her left implant stopped the knife from being plunged into her chest wall. The 41-year-old woman says the $6,000 she spent on the surgery was, "the best investment I've ever made." Her eccentric plastic surgeon took the incident as a sign: "If this saves lives, there's nothing wrong with passing legislation that everybody should have a breast prosthesis." Oh my God, why didn't we think of this method of self-defense earlier? Let's get Congress going on this ASAP.