Comment of the Day: The Fetus Eater's Anthem

The strange fact that people can no longer eat human fetuses in Oklahoma definitely demands a song. Luckily, erinhorakova was here to rewrite the classic "Oklahoma!" for us:

OOOOOOOKLAHOMA WHERE WE PUT GROUND FETUS ON OATMEAL!
WHERE THE WAVIN' WHEAT
IT SURE IS SWEET
BUT BETTER WITH GROUND FEEEEET'!

Quite a catchy tune!

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