Aubrey Plaza Shoots Down Ryan Gosling for the Second Time

Sure, it's no surprise that Parks and Recreation's Aubrey Plaza is hard to impress, but when you hear that she's blown off Ryan Gosling not once, but twice you have to ask yourself if the girl is impenetrable. Gosling's first attempt came when the actor approached Plaza at a Jamba Juice. Immune to his "Hey Girl," Plaza, who didn't even recognize him at the time, grabbed her juice and took off. Not deterred, the Ol' Gos' later invited Plaza to a magic show (!!!), but she again passed up the opportunity because of a charity event hosted by Amy Poehler.

Plaza says,

I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn't go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don't know what's in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I'll murder her someday and we'll be together forever.

Yeah, we can call you PlazGoz!

(Side note: did you know that Aubrey Plaza had a stroke when she was 20? She talks about it on an episode of the WTF podcast that you can listen to here.)

Aubrey Plaza on Her Sundance Superhit and Her Murderous Plans Involving Ryan Gosling [Vulture]