Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try, shall we? The final nail in the coffin when it comes to obliterating her tween tag, the 19-year-old was a girl gone wild as she downed jugs of hooch, gyrated against a lady friend and got up close and personal with Liam's sugary sack.

Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake (Images NSFW!) With Miley's reps refusing to comment on the hilarious pictures and the singer herself probably sleeping off one killer hangover, I think we should all chuck in for a thank-you basket of Advil, Big Macs and Gastrolyte – because our sluttiest drunken Facebook photos don't seem so bad after all. Solidarity! Fun fact: Miley's real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. Hopefully it's her destiny to pose for more scandalous pics. [TMZ]


Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

It's surprising that Kim Kardashian isn't already a gay icon of the highest order. She ticks all of the boxes: she's a narcissist, theatrical in both dress and personality and is always sexing on hot, bonehead guys. In fact, she only falls short of diva status because of a complete lack of discernable talent. But that's never stopped the gays from counting someone as one of their own and fiercely protecting them no matter how ridiculous they become. Therefore it makes sense that she turn to the gays first when trying to re-establish herself following last year's publicity nosedive. Raising $50,000 at a fundraiser in September she was allowed to donate the money to a charity of her choosing and picked The Trevor Project – a suicide prevention service for LGBTQ teens. Granted she hasn't quite wormed her way back to where our snarky hearts should be, but it's a solid start. [US]
In other news pertaining to the krazy Kardashians, folks be saying that Khloe's real father is Kris Jenner's hairdresser. Twist – of the telenovela variety! [Fox News]


Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Those of you who watch The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills know that Brandi Glanville is fives shades of wrong and constantly rabbiting on about giving "BJs" and drops more innuendos than an entire episode of Are You Being Served? – which is why we love her. She's outdone herself this week (read: made it into the tabloids) for saying that she hooked up with Gerard Butler and awarding him a mighty "11" out of 10. "[We had] a little week of fun," she said. [E!]


Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

We've all been drowning in a sea of chardonnay and Ben & Jerry's after hearing that love had died along with Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp ‘s relationship, but Vanessa has come forward to tell us to peel ourselves off the sofa and brush our teeth because everything is fine and dandy betwixt them. "This is one which could hurt my family. After that ... they say that we have 52 houses in France, we separate in winter, we get married every summer. Me, I'm in my 12th pregnancy," she said, referring to the rumors. "Yes, they are false." [People]


Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Music to the ears of Blake Lively haters, film studio Annapurna reneged their offer to finance Steven Soderbergh's upcoming thriller Side Effects after she was put up as a casting option. "We don't have any cast set yet," said backtracking producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura. "We're definitely very interested in those actors, but there's nobody set." [Huff Po]


  • Today in awesome: Chris Rock said he might be able to convince Dave Chappelle to tour with him. [Vulture]
  • Parading around in your delicates is big business for Gisele – billion dollar business. [Page Six]
  • His marriage might not be for life but Seal plans on wearing his wedding ring to the grave. [Page Six]
  • Paula Deen's publicist takes the fun road and dishes on why she had to quit. [NYDN]
  • Sad news on the Demi Moore front: sources say she was "shaking" and otherwise "acting like she was suffering from a seizure" before the paramedics arrived to take her to hospital. [E!]
  • Demi's now going to be pulling out of the Linda Lovelace biopic. [TMZ]
  • It's no surprise that Cynthia Nixon was going to cop shit for saying being gay is a choice – for her at least – and here it comes … [E!]
  • Angelina Jolie looks like any other insanely wealthy and beautiful celebrity as she takes her wee ones for a lap around a Farmers' Market. [E!]
  • Even Zooey Deschanel doubts she's anything more than eyes and bangs. [US]
  • Kirsten Dunst was getting her own at Sundance. And by "her own" I mean Garrett Hedlund. [Celebuzz]
  • By all accounts he wasn't a very present father, but that's not stopping Bill Hudson from having a teary over daughter Kate referring to Kurt Russell as her dad. [Radar]
  • Cameron Diaz is probably kicking herself for starring in The Mask, if only because it gives people leverage to write tedious headlines when it comes to cosmetic surgery stories. [Radar]
  • Doing the press rounds for the thousand movies he has coming up, Liam Neeson is clearly playing to the sticks when he said he's thinking about becoming a Muslim. [Radar]