Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler have been taking public jabs at each other for a few years now but their feud came to a head this week after both comedians appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius show. On Monday, when asked about Rivers, Handler said, "What the fuck do I care about Joan Rivers?" She then relayed a story about something supposedly bitchy that Rivers said about her at a Comcast event they both attended to which Handler took offense. On Tuesday it was Rivers' turn. Responding to Handler's previous statements, Rivers said she's "ordinary," "not funny," "a drunk," and a "whore," adding, "The girl made it on her back fucking the president…of the network." I guess I should be all up in arms about how sexist and depressing it is when women resort to calling each other whores, but mostly I'm just offended at the lack of effort they've put into this feud. Considering that they're two highly successful comedians, their insults lack any kind of wit or humor. Try harder, ladies.