After deciding that Kim Richards was the most wasted Housewife ever, we've come to the realization that she's much, much more: She's a marlin fisher, a Virgo, an Arabian horse, a cowgirl, a cigar aficionado, hyper, tired, maybe pregnant, and always loopy. In preparation for tonight's season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we've compiled all of Kim's declarative statements about herself, to create a portrait of one of the most scattered, yet endearing, of the Housewives.