Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy

It's a dubious title dished out by a totally skeezy website, but Katy Perry has topped a poll saying that she's the celebrity most guys would cheat on their significant other with. We're assuming straight guys, but those Californian gays are pretty into her so who knows? With her bestie Rihanna coming a close second, the adulterer wish-list also features Mila Kunis, Jennifer Aniston and Sarah Palin. Who would come up with such a tedious, free-pass poll? Why Ashley Madison, of course – aka the turd burgers who suggested men cheat on their fuller figured wives back in November. [Radar]


Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy

At the risk of coming over all tabloid-like, is Jennifer Aniston really the best person to be speaking to Taylor Swift about managing her love life in the public eye? Even though they share an ex – John Mayer – Jen had never met her before and took the Golden Globes as her chance to impart some wisdom, telling her to "hang in there," "go out there and have some fun" because she "wanted Taylor to know everything will be okay." But is it really going to be okay? Judging by the fact that any acting talent Jen possesses has been eclipsed by her love life dramas you could say that it doesn't get better. In fact, you could say it stands to get a lot worse. Sorry, Taylor. [NYDN]
Taylor should be okay seeing as she has her fail-safe dating tips all sorted. [Radar]


Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy

Her comments about the quality of writing on the show kick-started the campaign of hate against her, but Katherine Heigl is a glutton for punishment because she said she wants to come back to Grey's Anatomy. "I really, really, really want to see where [Izzie] is. I just want to know what happened to her and where she went and what she's doing now," she said. "My idea is that she actually like figures it out, and finds some success and does really well in a different hospital. She was always floundering you know, and so she was always one step behind the eight ball and I want to see that girl take some power back." [E!]


Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy

Okay, I admit that I had totally forgotten about his shady alleged domestic abuse past when I posted about Michael Fassbender's swinging dick on Tuesday – his ex-girlfriend Leasi Andrews claiming in 2009 court papers that he "threw [her] in a drunken fury and in November dragged her alongside their car, hurting her ankle and bursting an ovarian cyst." If that's indeed true then it's super sad that he was caught getting "hot and heavy" with her "in a chair by the bathroom" at the Writers Room in Los Angeles in the early hours of Monday morning. [NYDN]


Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy

In equally unsettling news, we told you yesterday how Rihanna and Chris Brown are said to have been secretly hooking up for a year and it looks like that is all fine and dandy in the eyes of the law. Despite the fact that he plead guilty to assault with the intent of doing great bodily injury after that horrible incident back in 2009, Rihanna softened a restraining order that was in place last year and is now free to make bad decisions. [E!]
Between Fassbender and this it's making for a depressing Dirt Bag. So here is a video of two cats playing patty cake in an attempt to redress the imbalance. [YouTube]


  • What happened at school today if you go to Barnard? Oh, just Sarah Jessica Parker hanging out in the cafeteria. [Observer]
  • Fans of Chelsea Handler/aspiring comics had better start hitting up New York comedy clubs because she's going to be prowling for fresh talent. [Page Six]
  • Kris Jenner has killed a deal for a Kardashian fanzine because she refused to relinquish creative kontrol. [Page Six]
  • Super bitchy Anthony Bourdain says Paula Deen's announcement was just one big PR stunt. [NYDN]
  • Beyoncé is set to make her first Ivy Blue birth appearance, tabloids are relieved that they can start referring to her body after baby sooner rather than later. [NYDN] Update: This just in: She bailed. [HuffPo]
  • So, it turns out that not only didn't Jay-Z write that poem, he isn't done calling women bitches either. [Ace Showbiz]
  • It would seem that Jon Voight is keen to reignite his feud with daughter Angelina Jolie because he keeps on talking to the press about her kids. [E!]
  • Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky are adding another baby to the human race. [E!]
  • Chris also got to have a go on the funnest-looking waterslide with Matt Damon. Topless. [E!]
  • Are Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner still Tweeting each other love notes? Does anyone care? [E!]
  • Jennifer Lopez and boyfriend Casper Smart are also acting like fourteen-year-olds and flaunting their love on Twitter. [E!]
  • Much like Kim Kardashian, Snooki looks really pretty sans makeup. [US]
  • The best news of the day: Sinead O'Connor has checked into hospital to treat her depression. Girl be acting erratic over recent weeks and will now hopefully get the help she needs to feel tip-top again. [US]
  • Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills resident sponge Cedric Martinez was rushed to hospital suffering Lisa-related heart pains. [Radar]
  • Travis Barker wants highly respected media outlet MediaTakeOut to take down pictures of his penis. Don't bother rushing over, I had a look and couldn't see them. [TMZ]
  • Selma Blair says not to give your kid a weird name unless you're certain it's going to be good looking. [TMZ]
  • This is cute: Seth Rogan refused to let his wife sign a pre-nup. [Express]
  • So now Kristen Wiig isn't doing a sequel to Bridesmaids. Again. [Vulture]