A Jersey Shore Harry Potter Sounds Like a Night Terror

Although Lana Del Rey's warbling performance may have ruined the Daniel Radcliffe SNL for Juliette Lewis, hopefully you got to enjoy some solid sketches before visions of Harry and The Situation pouring Crisco all over each others abs started dancing wildly through your sleep deprived brain. Sorry. The funniest thing about the Jersey Shore meets Harry Potter crossover is that Daniel Radcliffe has a little bit of a situation going on under his own shirt, but such salacious clips are for the dank sewers of Saturday television and not chipper Sunday blog posts.

Here's Radcliffe's much more modest monologue.