Crazy Email of the Week: Katy Perry Is a 'Divorced Whore'

Here at Jezebel, we get a lot of emails. Many of them are nice, helpful emails! Quite a number, however, are totally bizarre. Below, our favorite batshit email of the week.

There were a lot of contenders, including the guy who wanted to sell us some testosterone, and the one that inexplicably included the phrase "zinc fence of head." But the one that follows stood out for its colorful language and the high quality of opinions expressed. Observe:

ABCNews.com is reporting that Katy Perry's parents and Tim Tebow's parents are trying to orchestrate some sort of meeting between Katy and Tim. Geez, I hope this story is not true. Tim Tebow has no business being with a fallen woman like Katy Perry. He is a fine, upstanding Christian man who is devoted to his Christian faith and she is a divorced whore who married outside of her alleged Christian faith. He holds fast to his purity and she is used goods. Katy Perry would be a DISASTER of a wife for Tim Tebow!

DISASTER, Tim! Consider yourself warned.