ABC has a problem on its hands. Two new shows premiering next season feature a certain unsavory word in the title: Good Christian Bitches and Don't Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23. It seemed inevitable that the titles would be changed before hitting the air, and this week at the Television Critics Association press tour, the network unveiled its incredibly creative solution to the problem. Henceforth, the shows will have the forgettable moniker GCB, and the awkward title Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23. Rather than shortening a derogatory term for women in order to make it acceptable, we say embrace it. If you're going to have a stupid title just keep things current by updating it to Shit Bitches Say.