An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

Well, well. Look who stopped by the Oval Office today. Supposedly Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were there to discuss Angie's new movie and violence against civilians in war zones. However, according to some insider information we just made up, that wasn't all they talked about with the President. Read on for an exclusive look at what they might have said (but probably didn't).

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"Hey Brad, good to see you. Those glasses are, uh ... really interesting."

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"Wow, thanks Mr. President! Angie said they make me look like a tool and told me to take them off. But Shiloh demanded that I keep them on, and brandished her toy pirate sword to let me know she was serious. That girl has great fashion sense."

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"Really, Mr. President? You want me to hit you as hard as I can?"

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"Damn ... I should have known he was just kidding about starting an Oval Office Fight Club."

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"It's so great to see you again, Mr. President! And I'd just like to say that I'm really enjoying this conversation, and am totally unaware of the paparazzi hiding in the bushes."

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"JUST KIDDING!!"

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"Guess what, Angie. President Obama was totally impressed with my genius glasses. Do you think he might make me ambassador to New Orleans?"

An Inside Look at Brad & Angelina's Oval Office Chat With ObamaS

"Uh, I doubt it. Now pipe down. You're embarrassing me."