Lots of famous, fashionable young women showed up for InStyle's "A Promise Of Beauty And Brilliance" Golden Globe Awards Event dressed like they were about to host Elvira's Movie Macabre.

Jessica Alba was the worst offender in her black leather senorita skirt and green, studded handbag. What was her stylist Brad Goreski going for here? She would've been better off in one of his bow ties.

Despite the fact had two high slits in her black gown, Arielle Kebbel [left] didn't pull off the Mistress of the Night look nearly as well as Amanda Righetti [center]. Meanwhile, Sanaa Lathan's top looks like it's in mourning of her fashion sense.

When it comes to the LBD, 13-year-old Hunger Games star Amandla Stenberg beats out Busy Phillips and Sophia Bush.

That tattoo of John Hawkes taking a shit must have some real meaning for Alexandra Breckenridge.

Jessica Lowndes, Mimi Gianopulos, Madeline Zima demonstrate how appealing violet and black are.

Look at this fucking hippie. According to her wrist, Gillian Zinser has about five really tight friends from summer camp.

Rebecca Romijn shows that friendship bracelets can be high fashion if they're turned into shoes.

By the looks of her tights it appears that Shiva Rose has gotten into it with a wolf on the way to her grandmother's house.

There's Michelle Williams again, with her flawless feet.

Leven Rambin's grandma top and slutty skirt creates a really attractive dichotomy. Pairing a black belt with purple shoes makes Crystal Hunt look a little sloppy, unlike Cameron Richardson, who hit the nail on the head with her crisp white ensemble.

The cut of Mary Elizabeth Winstead's dress is terrible unflattering, which is a shame, because it's a total waste of those awesome teardrop earrings.

The only one with interesting nail art was Dania Ramirez.

Beau Dunn's entire look is trashed by her Canal Street pencil case. Rainey Qualley looks decidedly "date dance," and Maria Canals-Barrera's dress is a little too reminiscent of a drug rug.