Witch Comes to Claim Beyonce's First Born


If you thought nothing could spoil Blue Ivy's birthday celebration, you were wrong. The witch who blessed Beyonce with her beautiful singing voice has returned for what she was promised and, in the words of fictional gossip columnist Bryan Spees, "that crone ain't giving back that baby."


BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child

BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child [The Onion]