Renee's "celebration of life" party ended with murderous threats after the some of the guests started beating up one another, screaming, throwing plates, punching windows, and generally acting like animals. It all started when Drita attempted to extend an olive branch to Karen, who essentially took at and began whipping her with it. Karen's "cousin" Ramona (granddaughter of Lefty Guns) got involved—working herself into such a foaming lather that she flailed around until one of her breasts was exposed—and almost got a man named Derek Tobacco killed. Apparently, Italian-American birthday parties in Staten Island are much more dangerous than Italian-American christenings in New Jersey.

Enough with the fighting, though. We just want more Big Ang.