Following Toddlers & Tiaras for the past few seasons, we know that pageant moms give their kids Pixy Stix and even Red Bull to pump up their energy, but none of the little beauty queens ever seemed to really have an understanding about their forced relationship with mood altering substances—until last night's episode. Little Alana (whose mother, incidentally, is an "extreme couponer", providing a nice little cross-promotion for TLC) drinks a "special juice" that's full of caffeine and sugar to give her that competitive edge. Alana proclaims confidently, "My special juice is gonna help me win," with a joie de vivre known only to people who truly know how to party.