The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

You better be careful when choosing a hot-dude calendar because, unlike real life sexy men, you have to keep it around for a whole year. The good news is that sexy men calendar makers are starting to catch on that what women like more than sexy men is humor and, above all, cute animals.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Hot Guys and Baby Animals, $12.99, is the calendar that cuts the shit and delivers exactly what you want.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Nice Jewish Guys, $15.95, provides 12 of the choicest chosen people.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Thoroughbred Racing Jockeys, $13.99: For women who don't like men hung like horses, but rather, men who hang with horses.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Men on a Mission, $15.95, features Mormon missionaries without their special underwear.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Hairy Men, $15.99, involves full-frontal nudity and, strangely, lots of manscaping.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Ruff & Ready, $9.79, pairs hot men and cute puppies for ladies that are into doggie style.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

Hot Older Male, $15.99, features two dozen gray, saggy balls.

The 8 Best Sexy Guy Calendars Of 2012

6 Packs 9 Lives, $13.99: Men with pussies!