French Children's Fashion Ad Features Kids, Penis [NSFW]

Sacre bleu. Upscale French chain La Redoute is being figuratively boiled in a creamy sauce after its website featured an image of children frolicking happily on a picturesque beach... and a naked guy, wang languidly flopping against his thighs, in the background.

Once the dong gaffe was discovered, internet outrage was swift and capitalized. According to Stylist UK, one customer tweeted, "SCANDALE!... un deuxième Fail pour la Redoute."

French Children's Fashion Ad Features Kids, Penis [NSFW]

The picture was selected by someone who apparently was so unfazed by the sight of a naked French guy on the beach that the dickbomb went unnoticed. The identity of the man is unknown.

The chain has since apologized via its Facebook page and promised to remove the image from its website, but, of course, the image has already been preserved via screenshots and loving blog posts.

Forget diamonds; in 2012, internet dong is forever.

French Fashion Chain in Naked Blunder [Stylist UK]