Rick Santorum Attempts To Make Sweater Vests Trendy

If you're already on the lookout for incredibly lazy Halloween costumes, be advised that Rick Santorum is trying to make sweater vests part of his brand. He's shown up to some campaign events in a sleeveless number even when his opponents wore suits, just in case Americans feel more comfortable having their rights taken away by a guy who looks like a professor. Santorum's staffers have purchased vests embroidered with his campaign logo, and there's even a Twitter feed called @FearRicksVest, which sends out messages like, "I've heard Rick say 'sleeves just slow me down!'" These Chuck Norris-esque comments are sure to score him points with young voters, because there's nothing more badass than a guy who can admit that he likes to be warm, but sometimes his arms get kind of hot.