'Colorful Hearts' Teddy Bear Recalled For Being Scary As Hell


Warning: Looking too deeply into this bear's eyes could scar you for life. Rather than being a source of comfort, as teddy bears were designed to be, this mess of a toy is the stuff nightmares are made of. Plagued with some kind of hearts-based skin disease (Is this what global warming is doing to all the polar bears?!?!) and sporting a very unsettling set of stabby-looking eyelashes, this little smiling psycho seems like the type that would come alive at night and gnaw you to pieces. Fortunately for girls and boys everywhere, this "Colorful Hearts" monstrosity is being recalled by Build-A-Bear Workshop because it's beady little eyes have a tendency to pop off. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Dials 911 from under the bed*

Build-A-Bear Workshop Recalls Colorful Hearts Teddy Bears [NPR]