Holy cannoli! Somebody had a little too much Mountain Dew with Christmas breakfast. Either that or this child-banshee is going to grow up to be the next Steve Jobs, because he is really, really excited about getting that iPod touch. Yes, he's maybe so into it that he seems slightly unstable, but back in the day plenty of us had similar reactions to Snoopy Sno-Cone Machines and Cabbage Patch Kids. So he'll probably turn out just fine. But the person who's going to come out the best of anyone in this insane scene is the little brother, whose quiet little "iiiiPod, iPod!" at the end totally steals the show.