Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting Gossip Girl Star Named America's Safest CityS

According to Forbes, Plano, Texas, is America's safest city, followed by the Las Vegas suburb of Henderson, Nevada, and Honolulu. The results are based on analysis of violent crime and traffic fatality rates, and frankly we're a bit surprised to see the affluent Dallas suburb top the list. Can anyone really feel safe in Plano after learning that Chace Crawford was roaming the streets with an unlit joint in his pocket?