Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


In May 2011, the world came to know Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old who married 51-year-old former Lost actor Doug Hutchison, and we collectively wondered: why? By July, the two were shopping a reality TV series and Courtney had begun redefining Twitter histrionics with veritable word casseroles sticky with awkward adjectives teenagers think are sexy, and we collectively wondered: why not? It would only be fitting for her voice, the voice of an annum now lost to time, to summarize the most recently amassed year of collective human experience.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


In February, Hosni Mubarak was ousted as Egypt's leader after popular uprisings across the country.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


Japan suffered its most powerful earthquake ever on March 11.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


Osama bin Laden was killed by members of the Navy Seal's Team 6 in early May.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


Don't Ask, Don't Tell was finally repealed this year, allowing gay servicemembers to serve openly in the American armed forces.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


On April 29, Prince William married Catherine Middleton.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


In December, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il died unexpectedly at age 70-ish.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


This summer, Hurricane Irene swept up the East Coast, causing parts of New York City to be evacuated.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


The Occupy Wall Street movement began in New York in September.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


Congressman Anthony Weiner resigned after it was revealed that he was acting inappropriately with women he met over Twitter and other social networking sites.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


Five people died, over a dozen were seriously injured, and thousands were arrested when disaffected London youth rioted in early August.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


The Space Shuttle Atlantis made its final voyage this year.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


The economy continued to stagnate this year, with unemployment remaining high and little new hiring in sight.

Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News


Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries with great fanfare and limited facial expressions in August. 72 days later, in early November, the couple announced that they would divorce.

What wild, ferocious fantasies will 2012 bring? Only titillating time will tell. XOXO. ;)